Well colour me narcissistic.

I bought a webcam. This has led to a few revelations:

1. I am incredibly narcissistic. Ever since discovering Twitcam, I have had reckless thoughts of broadcasting every tedious detail of my life for all to see, like some incredibly boring reality TV show. Episodes will in include "Mel cleans her room", "Mel watches The Office instead of studying", and "Mel blogs about blogging. Again."
   
2. I am a champion Chatroulette troll. My favourite trick is asking chatters if they'd like to hear about Jesus. "Do you know that Jesus loves you?", "would you like me to pray for you?" I could go on in a bikini and still be next'd in under a minute. I'm just that skilled.
   
3. Vlogging is the new blogging. And, in case you were wondering, no, there isn't any aspect of my life that's too tedious to be filmed and uploaded to Youtube. My shopping list? Uploaded. An epic retelling of my latest hair experimentation? Uploaded. A dramatically narrated filming of me clipping my toenails? You got it. Uploaded! Yes, I'm turning into one of those people. Feel free to unfollow the moment I post a photo of myself in the bathroom mirror.

And on that last note, I think it's well and truly time to take MLHL into the audio visual realm. That's right. Since I have decided that onscreen suits me, my first vlog post is on its way.

How I feel normally

How I feel in front of my Logitech C120 Webcam*

However, to pull this off I need your help. When I tried to come up with a topic for my first vlog, I was rendered speechless.** I can type up a storm, but it turns out recording my thoughts on video is a whole nutha story.

Since I'm too lazy unable to come up with a topic for my vlog post, how about I get you to do all of the work for me? Since I assume you all spend many a sleepless night wondering what brand of toothpaste I use and how many times I've traveled overseas, I'm going to give you the opportunity to ask. That's right! I will be answering all of your questions in my first ever vlog post!

Just leave me all of your previously unspoken musings about yours truly in the comments section.

Questions you ask might include:

How is someone as amazing as you still single?

Mel, will you be the God mother of my baby?

Oh Mel, will you ever learn?

***

You know how I already had two guest posts in the last month? Well guess what's happening on Friday? That's right, another guest blogger! I'm over the moon excited about this one.

Remember Kris, who I raved about in my last post? She will be posting here as part of the first ever Bloggerstock. I've read her post and between you and me, I'm not 100% sure I'm happy to post it. Say what you like about me, but I'm not thrilled about the best piece my blog has seen being posted by someone else.

Just promise me that however much you love her, you'll always love me more. Promise? PROMISE?

*DON'T Google that. Or do. Whatever. The cam was cheap, ok! But so am I. I can own that.

**Mum, if you're reading this, stop laughing. Also, how the hell did you find my blog?!